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If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.
I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil.
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.