Jersey Shore Quotes
G.T.L = Gym, Tanning Laundry.
D.T.S = Down To Smoosh.
There’s no way i’m going to Jersey without my hair gel, can’t leave without my gel. - Pauly D
You gotta stay fresh-to-death I call it – fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan, just stay fresh. - Pauly D
It’s so hard to find a good man these days. That’s why I date women.- Pauly D
Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over there, doing my thing… watch out. - Pauly D
You spilled the haterade.- Pauly D
I don’t give a f*ck. You had my sloppy seconds, good for you… & obviously you’re loosey-goose cuz he got it in. - Snooki
The glasses are pretty much all crystalled out, all bling-bling, but when you put them on you can’t really see.. so I don’t think you can’t drive with them.. because you’ll get a ticket.- Snooki
Word of the day: sympathetic. That’s a big word.- Snooki
My bronzer’s leaking off my face..- Snooki
Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.- Snooki
I am tanned; I like being tanned, B**CH!- Snooki
I ain’t wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the shirt.- The Situation
This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it’s.. we call it The Situation. - The Situation
You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off.- The Sitatuion
I mean this situation is gonna be indescribable, you can’t even describe the situation that you’re about to get into the situation.- The Situation
If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard, you need to get that protein in your diet. - The Situation
Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal - The Situation
The only thing we care about is gettin’ girls & going to the gym.- The Situation
I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.. - JWOWW
I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me it’s cool in the beginning, we do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a rollercoaster ride to hell.- JWOWW
It’s juice-head central right now, I’m in heaven. - JWOWW
Get some food. Feel better. Drink heavily.- JWOWW
Guys with the blow-outs and the fake tans, and guys that wear lip-gloss and makeup, those aren’t guidos, those are retards.- Vinny
I don’t give a f*ck. You’re fat, you’re ugly, you’re 45 years-old, I’ll dance with you. It’s hilarious, ya know what I mean?- Vinny
I hear the music, I start fist-pumping, I start dancing, I’m pulling girls on stage and now.. Vinny came out to play. - Vinny
Saturday night, I’m going to Headliners, I’m looking to have more of a classy night tonight. - Vinny
They’re pretty cool, ya know, there some girls that are just gonna come here, strip off their clothes & jump the the jacuzzi. Then there are some girls that are respectful, that you have to just actually treat like girls, human beings.- Vinny
I’m the youngest guy in the house. But I’m the most mature person in the house. - Vinny
